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Austin Ferrullo

Austin Ferrullo

Teenaged girls want to be with him, and teenaged boys want to be him. Austin is that train that people run to catch, but get left in the dust. He is that first snowflake that falls from the sky and makes you go, “god damn it, it’s snowing… again”. He is that ray of sunshine bursting through your window at six am and somehow giving you a sunburn. SO LATHER UP THAT SUNSCREEN.

Joey Marchetti

Joey Marchetti

Joey Marchetti is known for his rugged good looks and his photography skills. He is not exactly the one to take a selfie tho. He has a grand beard.

Sarah Hunter

Sarah Hunter

Sarah the Witch Hunter had an adulterous affair with John Proctor and caused hysteria to spread throughout the town of Salem.

Sara Bistany

Sara Bistany

Sara Bistany is the chosen one and destined to kill he who must not be named . She has a lightning shaped scar on her forehead and has an owl named Hedwig. She is skilled in defence against the dark arts. Sara Bistany lives with her cruel aunt and uncle but attends Hogwarts during the school year, her true home.

Danielle Hill

Danielle Hill

She is short in both height and hair. Her sketchbook follows her everywhere. She is the petite poet, the mystic artistic angel...the one and only...Danielle!! "Oh, and did I mention cute too?"her boyfriend, Dan, states.

Sydney Wells

Sydney Wells

Said to have a similar voice to Whitney Houston, her voice is one that only an angel’s can compare to. Sydney’s love for Norman Reedus and iced coffee is one that could move nations. Her major accomplishment in life is breaking the world record for most bananas in one room at a time. Rescuing lost puppies and wrangling alligators are only minor things that she does in her spare time.

Taylor Whitley

Taylor Whitley

Taylor Whitley schools Bigsby in Trivia Crack

Maddie Cedrone

Maddie Cedrone

A 16 year old girl who enjoys listening to heavy metal on her way to church. Maddie enjoys worshiping Zayn Malik’s high notes and beautiful face structure. She loves mac n cheese more than her own family. She is a heavenly angel who will bless your soul with her award winning smile. ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!

Katie Gardner

Katie Gardner

Katie is a senior who is overly obsessed with cats. I don't know Katie that well but everyone knows she has a cat named ziggy. Tiny, yet feisty, Katie dates Joey

Shawn Ward

Shawn Ward

Born of cosmic energy and the stars, Shawn sits upon the iron throne because he worries not about life for he knows that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Shawn often wakes up in the middle of the night pondering which came first: human beings or corn on the cob???

Michaela Burke

Michaela Burke

Living on the dark side of rockland, michaela Burke likes to spend her time sitting in the dark while eating pizza and watching the rocky horror picture show. Although she is a senior in high school she behaves like she is 12.

Shannon Lindahl

Shannon Lindahl

An award winning writer, Shannon is known as the Nicholas Sparks of her generation. Her hobbies include binge watching shows on Netflix and obsessing over fictional character relationships. Don’t let her sweet smile fool you, but she is actually an European Drug Lord. Often mistaken as “A” from the hit show Pretty Little Liars, Shannon lives a quiet life in Rockland, Massachusetts.

Emma McGarry

Emma McGarry

Emma has so many friends that the amount of ppl that like her would make her explode. Also a senior in high school, Emma is in charge of the images twitter account which is the best this side of the moon has ever seen.

Noelle Atkins

Noelle Atkins

Noelle loves taking long walks to church on Sunday’s with her cat Sadie. She has the voice of an angel, and if you are blessed with the opportunity of hearing her you might die. She loves singing gospel music with Brenda (her mom) on the weekends. Noelle’s eyebrows are always on point and she is fabulous. Harry Styles is her prince charming who she obsesses over constantly, and loves deeply. Her love for Steve Irwin will never die. RIP CROCODILE HUNTER YOU WERE TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON.

Taylor Gallagher

Taylor Gallagher

Taylor obsesses over boybands and cries over television shows. She wears yoga pants and her winged eyeliner is forever a part of her appearance. Her ombre hair flows in the wind like a bird gliding over the sea. Niall Horan and Luke Hemmings are her religion. Some people call her Galaxy Queen and others just call her TGALLS. She prefers Galaxy Queen though. Her passion for Taylor Caniff has inspired the hit song: Buckwild.

Daniel Silva

Daniel Silva

You can never hear what he’s saying, and when you do, its always “...what?”. He’s always trying to sell you a mattress for some reason...Its a fantastic deal by the way, 30-60% off; at this price it’s practically a steal, you’re practically screwing him I have been told that I’m not allowed to say that, my bad.

Celia Rosa

Celia Rosa

She tries time and again with all her might, but she still can’t write a bio. This junior has never been able to write about herself. She continues through The Struggle on her own.

Lulu Lima

Lulu Lima

Lulu is a hardcore leaf enthusiast. Yes, she is that crazy person that you find muttering under her breath exclaiming she can’t find the right one. Her fantasy is having a giant leaf pile and having someone release doves as she rolls around like Mariah Carey in her music videos.

Lauren Zaremba

Lauren Zaremba

Malnourished clown trying to make it as a professional juggler. She’s been on the streets for quite some time and is in need of help. Please help this struggling clown. Feed her. Give her shelter. Throw money at her (all amounts are accepted but be careful with coins, she bruises like a peach).

Julia DiCienzo

Julia DiCienzo

At a staggering 5’1, she is also known as Model 3000. Yes, she is a robot. She’ll try to tell you that she indeed has human emotion, but this is a lie. Don’t trust her. All she can eat is pasta.

Sean Vo

Sean Vo

He is convinced he’s from another dimension. His life is basically him daydreaming 24/7. He is part of his own Insurgency, and he wants to live in Neverland. He currently lives with the Factionless and the Divergent. He absolutely adores the shadows. His free time involves gaming the videos, drawing, and obsessing over dystopian societies and anime. He’s chasing after a floating house. As you can see, he isn’t just daydreaming. He has a smiling disorder. He’s also seen as a mix of Jack Frost, Ka

Sean Carney

Sean Carney

Straight out of Compton. He is a Junior at Rockland High that enjoys drawing, writing, and punching people in the face.

Riley Bouchard

Riley Bouchard

Riley is a junior in High School who by day enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, browsing the internet, watching bad movies,and hissing at sunlight. Riley dislikes to go anywhere on sundays, pesky lines of code, and conflicting programs.

Chris Neal and Chad Bigsby

Chris Neal and Chad Bigsby

Livin' the dream